Most of Slack Investor’s blog is about becoming financially sound, but there is also a need to be happy and healthy and to flourish in other areas. Spock and his fellow Vulcans are all over this idea – Live Long and Prosper – What is the use of becoming financially prosperous if you can’t be around to enjoy the choices that this state can offer.
One of my favourite UK blogs The Escape Artist also flogs the theme of trying to be fit and healthy of body … as well as looking after your financial state. There can be a parallel in approaches to athletic and financial matters.
Set Goals
36 years ago, my brother and I were sitting in a Greek Restaurant with a bottle or two of Retsina and we were full of youthful optimism and set ourselves a list of things we would like to get done in life. They were exciting things like “have a girlfriend”, jump out of a plane, learn how to scuba dive, go on a TV talent show, etc. I am pleased to say that most goals were achieved within 5-years of that goal setting night – but the elusive one was to “Run a marathon”. We found this task even harder than finding a girlfriend! 42 kilometres is a long way and the training required to do this thing properly had this feat rolling around in the “too hard basket” for decades.
That was … until 2018.
Work Hard through efficient research
Slack Investor believes that there can be many solutions to a problem, and as my body aged and I became even slacker, it was apparent that the conventional route of working up to this great distance over time and training 6-days a week was not going to cut it. One look at the Runners World suggested marathon training program over at least 6 months and starting at 24 km per week building up to 64 km – gave me the “vapours”. The “Fair Dinkum” marathon runners train hard and aim for below 4-hr times and these folks have my greatest respect. Most marathons have qualifying times for participants and they usually sweep the slower runners off the course if they can’t complete in 6 hours. My challenge was to find a marathon in the world that had a generous cut off time – that would accommodate slack athletes.
While not a complete fitness numpty, Slack Investor has trouble running 5km comfortably at a shuffling pace – and the thought of running further than that is mildly appalling! You can see the dilemma here.
Festivals of “Convivialité ” to the rescue
Luckily we have the French to remind us of the joy of life and each year they have 20 Conviviality challenges that are run by regional communites that involve some sort of running combined with tastings of wines and other regional delicacies. To add to the festival theme, the runs are usually done in fancy dress.
The most famous of these Convivialite’s is the Marathon du Medoc where, one day in September, 8500 participants run around the beautiful Medoc area, near Bordeaux. Registrations must be done by the previous March and I found the combined accommodation/run packages the easiest way in. There are refreshment stops along the way where 20 of the wineries around the Pauillac area will offer water, wine, music and food. It is tempting to linger at each Chateau but there is the ever present sweeping crew that will put you out of the marathon if you are slower than the required 6.5 – 7 hr pace.
In the same way as investing, Slack Investor likes to break things down into achievable chunks. I was working on a theoretical finishing time of 6 hrs and 45 min (405 minutes).
First 30 km Plan – I thought that using my ungainly shuffling jog I could do 5 sets of 5km runs at a 7 min per km pace (175 min). I could walk a kilometer between each 5km runs (to gather breath!), 4 lots of walking at a 10 min per km pace (40 min) . This plan will use up a total of 215 minutes to do 30 km.
Last 12km Plan – I knew that I would be knackered here … but still hoping I could comfortable walk a kilometre in 10 min. If I walked the last 12 km, that would use up 120 min.
The planned running/walking would use up 335 min (215 +120), leaving 70 min (405 – 335) for wine tastings, toilet stops, recoveries! Even allowing for time shrinkage – this was a good plan!
Well, I signed up for the Medoc 2018 Marathon … and happily, the plan was executed (in a fashion). There was more time shrinkage than anticipated – and it was hot! I did not have a wine at every stop (Although my colleague “Steve Irwin” did! I was scared the wheels would fall off my plan if I imbibed too early …. so I had a wine-free first 20 km … but after that, I found each of the Chateau offerings delightful.
Would I do this again? It was a lot of fun and a worthy bucket list destination – but it was hard! The day after there was a 10km walk through four Chateaus over 3 hours. Much more my style, I will seek out these more leisurely, but still challenging, events in future. I have now retired from marathon running and look forward to new adventures.
Choose your battles … then Go Hard. Live Long and Prosper … in wine is truth!
